This week has just been full of things getting the world’s panties in a giant uncomfortable wedgie bunch. From the residents of Los Angeles having to wear t-shirts and post signs on their cars claiming they aren’t Chris Dorner in order to keep them from being shot at mistakenly, to the IOC dropping wrestling from the 2020 Olympics to Kenny Florian’s fantastically man-coifed hair–all of it seemed to cause public backlash all over the internet the past few days. Of all three of these issues-only one of them can be looked at as having any winners. That’s Kenny Florian’s hair. It’s the most controversial of all that stuff since it caused a masculinity debate right here in the MiddleEasy comment section. This is the fourth dimension so when your hair causes debate all the way out here-you’re winning at some imaginary controversiality contest that you didn’t even know you were competing in the first place. Congrats KenFlo you win, now you can shut up all the haters who say you never won a title.
Unfortunately, KenFlo’s hair was really outmatched by Chael Sonnen’s passionate banter on UFC Tonight on Fuel TV last night. Chael just went in on the Olympic committee for basically destroying the future of the sport of wrestling. Kenflo and his lovely locks did their best to add words of support to Chael’s knowledgeable rant though. Check it out.
