Alright, here’s a TUF 17 joke. Jon Jones walks into a bar, Chael Sonnen ducks under it. End of joke.
If only my writer’s block was a construction piece from Minecraft then I could truly make something out of it. Waffles are made of hotel rooms for syrup. If you taste the rainbow when you eat a Skittle, then Mother Earth is a Type-2 diabetic. Ronald McDonald has a golden arch because he mastered alchemy. A Taco Bell would never work — just think about it.
That’s all I have for you at the moment. Quite frankly, I have to get back to withering my life away by watching old episodes of Silver Surfer on YouTube. Check out this ESPN appearance of Chael Sonnen and Jon Jones talking all things MMA — and leave me alone. Thanks.