Brock Lesnar is the person you always wanted to be, but were too afraid to accept ‘Frate Trane’ as a potential career profession from your high-school guidance counselor. This guy doesn’t know how to meringue a lemon pie. He can’t name a single person off The Jersey Shore. Brock Lesnar lives on top of a mountain in Minnesota, eats what he kills, has a sword tattooed on his chest and lives with his Playboy centerfold girlfriend. That’s pretty much everything you ever wanted to be when you were a kid but settled for a life of retail sales. He now has a book that will enable you to live vicariously through his life, and on May 24th you will be able to own a piece of it. Check out this video of Brock Lesnar promoting his upcoming tell-all, ‘DeathClutch’, in a chair that appears to be entirely too small for his body. [Source]