We should hold a candlelight vigilance to remember all of the brain cells you will senselessly murder tonight as you celebrate the weekend. Now some woodworker will spend the rest of his month making miniature wooden caskets for those dead brain cells. They will never come back, like Godric from True Blood. Those brain cells were your starters, now you’ll just have to rely on the brain cells that have been sitting on the bench for years. For your sake, I hope one of those benched brain cells will be the equivalent of Jeremy Lin. If not, you will be poop out of luck — like shamrocks growing from elephant dung.
UFC 165 can’t get here soon enough. Technically it can if we had a flux capacitor and a used DeLorean sitting around, but in the meantime we’ll just have to wait this thing out. We don’t care if Jones opened up as an 8-1 favorite over Gustafsson. Just let us see two young light heavyweights obliterate each other in the name of MMA and we’re more than satisified.
Check out this video of Alexander Gustafsson discussing how it feels to fight one of the greatest fighters to ever grace the Octagon in this Kimura.se interview.
