Alright people, now it’s time to hop on the ‘rendering a baby unconscious’ bandwagon. It’s pretty empty so there’s still room. Look, I even saved you a spot up front. Props to Alan Belcher for teaching us the correct method of properly executing a rear naked choke on an infant. Looks like we all have a solution to just about every problem that involves a crying baby aboard an airplane, in a movie theatre, the apartment next door or the table adjacent from you at Burger King. This is the part where we have to say choking infants and toddlers without their consent is wrong and you shouldn’t do it. There, dodged that legal bullet. [Source]
