Watch a KSW 17 promo that’s finally translated into English

There’s a special place in hell for people that drink, drive and destroy a parked Daewoo Lanos and wherever that place is, Mariusz Pudzianowski will be there to greet you by squeezing your head until it pops like a grape. The penalty for destroying the Daewoo is death by The World’s Strongest Man and humiliation by knowing that you no longer have a head. You will just wander the afterlife blindly trying to find your head and Mussolini will kick you in the butt at every available opportunity.

The World’s Strongest Man competition is the only place where it’s socially acceptable to move a car you don’t own with your arms. I don’t think that would fly anywhere else unless you’ve been exposed to gamma radiation, in which case…it’s cool. The only cars I’ve moved with my arms were a handful of Micro Machines from my friend’s closet in 4th grade as payback for him ripping my 1991 Silver Surfer Marvel Hologram Card. I’ve never forgiven him to this day and he still doesn’t know about his Micro Machines — and will never know, because he’s dead, seriously.

KSW XVII goes down November 26th in Lodz, Poland and we no longer have to watch Polish Hip-Hop trailers of the event. We now have an English translated promo of KSW 17, and all of you should watch it while pondering the meaning of life. [Source]

Published on October 5, 2011 at 9:33 pm
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