Every time I see the word Pancrase it reminds me of pancakes and I get hungry. I don’t even eat pancakes, but the thought of them makes me hungry. You shouldn’t eat pancakes either. Just look at what you ate today — a landfill of processed foods and sugary additives. If you are what you eat then there’s a good chance you’re friggin’ Frankenstein’s monster. When you get home today fire up your Netflix and spend the rest of the evening watching documentaries like ‘Forks over Knives‘ and ‘Hungry for Change.’ If they don’t change your perception on what you eat, those docs will at least make you feel like a overindulgent ignoramus — and that’s a good thing.
Ah, Pancrase. That’s what we were talking about. Josh Barnett and Bas Rutten used to run that organization like cops run through red lights. They’re still around actually. In fact, a couple weeks ago they just had their 246th show. It involved a multitude of soccer kicks, so maybe you should give it a view.
