Where you at Georges? Oh, right there. Where you at Carlos? Ah, I see you in the kitchen, blending some vegetables. Always with the spinning sh*t, Carlos? We weren’t sure where you guys were. It’s been a year and a half since we’ve seen GSP inside the octagon, and nine months since Carlos Condit won the interim welterweight belt. To put that in perspective, Bellator has held two welterweight tournaments, two title defenses by Ben Askren, and Nate Marquardt Has built an uncountable number of poker tables while using his Strikeforce welterweight strap as a prop tool. In the mid eighteenth century it would take eighteen months to build a decently sized pirate ship (roughly fifty passengers, length on deck: 67 feet, overall length: 112 feet).
But it’s cool, the UFC welterweight title is back to be defended, and we have twenty-two minutes of UFC Primetime hype to remind us. November 17th, get here.