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Warning! Wearing the wrong MMA shirt could get you shanked (In Guam)

Warning! Wearing the wrong MMA shirt could get you shanked (In Guam)

MMA attire went Bloods vs Crips, Oakland Raiders vs San Francisco 49ers style this weekend over in Guam and before all of you MMA elitests go there, no-it was not a Tapout vs Affliction war. That fight goes down every weekend on the Jersey Shore with some random sucker punch style shots from the Ed Hardy wearing crew.

Acoording to a report from the Guampdn.com , there’s a guy in Guam named Dana Lance Leon and it seems that when he is sitting in a cafe eating a nice meal he doesn’t want to see any competing MMA gym t-shirts coming up in his spot. Leon is ride or die about his MMA alliance, so much so that when another MMA shirt gets all up in his business there’s nothing else to do but threaten the opposing shirt wearer with some thug style steak knife skull shanking. 

“Dana Lance Leon, 35, was charged with assault as a misdemeanor. At approximately 3 a.m. on Sunday, Leon was sitting at Linda’s Cafe in Tamuning wearing a T-shirt supporting a mixed martial arts alliance. A second man entered the restaurant wearing a T-shirt supporting a different mixed martial arts alliance, according to the declaration.

After entering, the second man began talking to Leon, who “had no interest in talking with the man and thought the topic had become invasive, especially given their different martial arts allegiances.”

Leon allegedly stood up, and grabbed a seven-inch steak knife from the table. He allegedly held it over the second man’s head in a stabbing position. Two off-duty police officers heard the commotion and subdued Leon”

Maybe Gus Johnson is reading this news right now, shaking his head and saying, ‘Sometimes these things happen with MMA T-shirts.’ Maybe Leon is from Oakland and that’s just how he rolls. Maybe this whole unfortunate incident could have been avoided had the guy coming into Leon’s spot just been wearing a happier MMA shirt. A green one-with a big red monster on it that supports the Genki Sudo philosophy of ‘We are all One.’ We don’t know but we do know is you can help support peaceful MMA shirt relations by getting a green shirt with a big mean cuddly red monster on it at WorldOverEasy.com today. Not only will you be doing a good deed the MMA community, but chicks really dig them too. [source]

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