Wait, so you’re telling me Chael Sonnen was on TMZ yesterday?

Let’s make this abundantly clear. If MiddleEasy was the TMZ of MMA, then I wouldn’t be eating Fruit Loops out of this plastic Tupperware container that I occasionally use to mix eggs in. If we were the TMZ of MMA, we would immediately have women flying in jetpacks, dropping grapes and spilling champagne into our mouths. Those guys make an innumerable amount of money. Scientists say that if you take what the company is worth in single dollar bill increments and place them end to end, it could reach the Alpha Centauri galaxy. For now, MiddleEasy is the MiddleEasy of MMA — which means we still put regular grade gasoline into our economy cars.

At some point yesterday, Chael Sonnen continued his tour around the US by appearing on a live TMZ segment in which everyone at the news outlet pretended to be MMA fans. They did a good job — actually Chael Sonnen did an extraordinary job promoting his book and his upcoming title fight with Anderson Silva on July 7th. Now check out the video and take note on how to truly enlighten your perception.

Published on May 18, 2012 at 4:21 pm
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