Am I the only one that remembers when Vitor Belfort publicly announced that he had hepatitis A and that God would be burning it out of his system in the immediate future? Props to divine medicine, take that Obama healthcare.
Vitor Belfort’s fighting style is congruent to Jesus Christ. He may not strike when he’s supposed to, but he’s always on time. Tonight at UFC on FX 8, with the power of Jesus, TRT, and a gnarly spinning heel kick, Belfort temporarily halted the Rockhold Frate Trane in incredible fashion. Fighters now have a .gif they could permanently refer to the next time they decide to call out and (or) say negative things about Vitor. Michael Bisping told Vitor that Jesus didn’t exist — and this happened to him. Now Rockhold has felt the brute force of a Vitor Belfort head kick — directly on the Head and Shoulders canvas ad.