Very rarely does UFC Tonight put out content that I’d consider must watch, but goddamn did I love this.
Check out Kenny Florian, Tyron Woodley, Rose Namajunas, and Pat Barry hit the Punching Machine.
UFC Tonight: The Punching Machine
Michael Bisping's punching machine record has fallen! But who broke it? Was it Tyron "The Chosen One" Woodley? Kenny Florian? Pat "HD" Barry – Official Fan Page? Rose Namajunas?
Posted by UFC on FOX on Thursday, January 25, 2018
I could watch people hitting the punching machine all day. If there was a PPV that consistent of the top 15 of every division in the UFC hitting this dumb machine, I wouldn’t illegally stream it. I’d actually pay for the high definition.
In the course of my drunken life, I’ve probably spent $100 hitting punching machines in various bars. I can’t remember ever scoring in the 600s. In my defense, I drink straight liquor. It affects your accuracy. That’s a roundabout way of saying I’m impressed as fuck with Karyn Bryant’s score.