When I was looking for a picture for this story, I found this stock photo of a generic videogame arcade. On the left side of the picture is a chick playing one of those ‘Dance Dance Revolution’ games and the other side is a young boy playing a Ms. Pac-Man machine with his parents standing behind him. This picture was so unrealistic that I wanted it’s existence to be known to the rest of the world. I wanted to make sure that this photographer gets an ‘F’ for ‘Dude, that’s so friggin unrealistic’. I can’t imagine a scenario in which I would be forced to play Ms. Pac-Man at an arcade when I have Halo 4 sitting on my sofa. My sofa? Maybe I should move that before shards of a videogame gets lodged into an orifice I’d rather not mention. That would give a new meaning to a ‘Fuel Rod Cannon‘. Then again, maybe it won’t. Maybe I should just get on with this video of Mark Hunt completely running Street Fighter II: Hyper Fighting like the boss that he really is. Props to Reddit for the find.
