MMA Rundown

Video: Happy Super-heavyweight wears Pikachu underwear to MMA fight, immediately loses fight

Journalism is supposed to be unbiased and objective, but when a super-heavyweight wears Pikachu underwear to MMA fight the entire world wants you to lose. We have no previous knowledge of Texas big man Thomas Moreno but the moment we saw him in a ring wearing Wal-Mart brand Pokémon boxer briefs the only outcome the fight Gods would allow was for fellow Texas heavyweight Ugo Arimo to do very violent things to him.

Everyone had pokemon cards when they were a kid. And the pokemon game app has been uninstalled on 90% of people’s phones. Just don’t wear Pikachu underwear to an actual professional MMA fight or you will be immediately taken down and punched in the skull.

That is life. The beatdown by Team Rocket begins at the 4:55 mark of the 5:55 long video

H/T to Texas based photographer Andy Hemingway for the pictures. Check out all his work at andyhemingway.com

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Tommy Messano is a writer residing in Gilbert, Arizona who is best known for his work as a Mixed Martial Arts journalist. His work has been featured on a number of publications, including Sherdog.com, MiddleEasy.com, ESPN.com, the abandoned WCL.com as well as his own site, ULTMMA.com (R.I.P).

An Arizona State University alum he can often be found marketing and public relating things to people when not writing on The Internet.