This weekend, regardless of what red lights you run, bar tabs you run up, physical altercations you quickly escalate, written phone numbers you obtain, late-night burritos you consume, shots you accidentally spill, sofas you wake up on, pointless conversations about politics you have, underground musical suggestions you receive, songs you half-assed dance too — remember that Evolve MMA’s Zoro soccer kicked Roger Huerta’s soul through his nostril last year one ONE FC, and everyone (including myself) thought we witnessed the first live televised death in MMA.
The soccer kick. Undoubtedly the most brutal move in all of combat sports obviously originated from soccer, a sport known for having the most brutal and vicious fans on the planet. Folks, soccer is so violent that America changed its name when ‘football’ was imported into the US.
A few days ago USA steamrolled El Salvador with a 5-1 win at the 2013 Gold Cup quarterfinals and apparently El Salvador fans were just not having it in the stands. Check out this brawl that happened and look out for the insane sucker punch towards the end of the video. Shuriken level we’re talking about. Props to sniak on the news tip, enjoy your 100 points.