Urijah Faber let Rainn Wilson lure him into the back of a creepy 70’s van for a Metaphysical Milkshake

Today when I was preparing my favorite peanut butter, frozen yogurt and berries smoothie, my brain decided it was an appropriate time to remember and reenact the dialogue from a scene in the movie Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. I can’t explain it but something about the pressing and pulsing action of using my Ninja blender to slice and dice fruit into a deilcious and nutritious smoothie type milkshake felt like the perfect reason to recite the line “You don’t want to get mixed up with someone like me. I’m a loner Dottie-a rebel,” in a really horrible attempt at a creepy Pee Wee Herman voice.

This was obviously my first truly metaphysical milkshake making experience. Which, from what I can now gather now-requires some sort of creepy behavior in order for it to be metaphysical. My creepiness was taking on a Pee Wee Herman voice while operating a weapon of fruit destruction. Rainn Wilson’s metaphysical milkshake takes place in the back of a creepy 70’s van with bronze crushed velvet walls and giraffes dancing in the back window and Urijah Faber talking about his recently released book, The Laws of the Ring and you can watch the experience right here: [Source]

Published on September 13, 2012 at 2:49 pm
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