If Urijah Faber was a thread or filament formed from a vegetable tissue, like a mineral substance, or textile, he would be Urijah Fiber. And even in that mineral form, Urijah Fiber would be shirtless. Shirts for filaments would be invented for Urijah Fiber just so he wouldn’t wear them. Eventually, Urijah Fiber would find Joe B (for Bioorganic) and go on to FORM into a virtually unstoppable mass of Frate Tranery. All the while you will look at this banner picture and realize upon first glance Urijah Faber could be naked. That’s pretty weird, but not as weird as Urijah Fiber.
Urijah Faber is a fan of MiddleEasy, which makes me want to apologize for the opening paragraph to this article. So sorry, Urijah. But I swear if in six months we see Urijah Fiber 100% natural fiber health bars on the store shelves I will find you and eat one in front of you angrily. But seriously; Urijah Fiber’s 100% fiber bars. They pack a punch, or something. All of this pretty much writes itself. ‘Eat three of these bars and you’ll poop out a bantamweight’ will be a slogan we throw out on day one…
I now want to apologize to Urijah Faber for the first two paragraphs in this article. But I would be glad to create a health bar with you if you’re down, Urijah. It doesn’t even have to be healthy.
A Lesson in Street MMA is one of Urijah’s favorite features on MiddleEasy.com, so naturally that always comes up whenever Layzie or one of the staff runs into him in hallways, like the one we ran into him at the World Series of Fighting weigh-ins. Watch this interview where he acknowledges his MiddleEasy fandom on camera, gives us an update on his rib injury, talks his new clothing company Torque1 and gives his enthusiastic opinion on women’s MMA.
