If Queens, New York had an official representative for MMA, I can’t imagine a scenario in which Bloodstain Lane would not be elected for the position. It’ll come with a complimentary Pride FC jacket and a list of people he would have to contact on a daily basis just to say ‘[Expletive] your life.’ My old roommate OB would be on that list, in fact, I may just give Bloodstain Lane his phone number so he could start his day by getting his self-esteem crushed by someone with the thickest New York accent I’ve ever heard.
He’s a guy that’s known for saying he has ‘1997 Vitor Belfort hand speed.’ If you’re not quite sure how fast that is, watch this video the UFC published of UFC 12 when a 19-year-old Vitor Belfort took on Scott Ferrozzo.
The video autoplays, so check it out after the jump.
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