How is a baseball hat still a baseball hat when it’s shaped like a duck’s head? Ducks are the model for baseball hats. They don’t get any compensation unless you call ‘Sweet and Sour Sauce’ something to be proud of. That was my way of making your head explode with novelty before noon, California time. If you’re still reading this, it probably didn’t work. My bad. Let me give it another shot.
Pull out your thinking caps on this one. You know, the ones that your 4th grade teacher told you to put on until you realized they were imaginary. What would possibly happen if Tyron Woodley fought Nick Diaz? Technically, you can walk over to your nearest gaming console and assemble the match on EA Sports MMA. However, we’re talking about reality here. Not some digital construct that was created by a team of incredibly talented developers who I consumed Hawaiian BBQ with in Fresno, CA. It’s the question that all MMA fans sincerely want to know, and in this interview with Woodley, he seems to have discovered a reasonable solution for solving this problem.