In a rare move of career suicide, Colby Covington decided to spoil Star Wars: The Last Jedi.
***Just to be clear we will not be embedding his post here as to save you from spoilers. If you want to see what he wrote, it’s here.***
A certain percentage of MMA fans have always enjoyed a great heel, but this was a step too far. Colby Covington ruining something as sacred to internet culture as Star Wars was a grave miscalculation. And, it’s one that will probably haunt him for the rest of his career. Spoiling Star Wars goes beyond heel behavior. It’s anti-human.
Now, no one even wants to see him get beaten up. He has become a sad, stupid man. Colby Covington has become the best modern argument for resurrecting the tradition of throwing rotten food at people. The only proper retribution for this is having small children mashing rotten tomatoes in his face for hours.
Here are some reactions to Colby being a complete dipshit:
Colby Covington thinks only "virgins" care about Star Wars spoilers but I think only douchebags would spoil something that people like. You'd think a guy who gets paid to be on TV in a niche sport would have a little respect for what people are passionate about.
— Ben Penrod (@AwesomestBen) December 15, 2017
To be 100% fucking clear, spoiling something for people isn't edgy or funny or "playing the heel." It's being a self-centered asshole with zero sense of empathy. From the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself
— Dr. Jed Meshew II (@JedKMeshew) December 15, 2017
BURN IN HELLLLLLLL
— Diego Lopez (@thisdiegolopez) December 15, 2017
Can't say I'm surprised that Colby Covington, a 1980s movie villain, has garbage Star Wars takes. Spoiling the movie like that is the move of a truly awful bloke.
— Nick Campton (@campo37) December 15, 2017
We highly encourage people to report his Twitter account for whatever violations you want to come up with. Fuck his dumbass Twitter account, and fuck him.
Update: Colby Covington either deleted his post or Twitter deleted it for him. To reiterate, fuck Colby Covington.
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