Yeah, this is like the 800th person to drop out of a future UFC event due to an undisclosed illness/injury or another strange problem that can only be solved by that guy on Unsolved Mysteries. Todd Duffee is the latest sacrifice to the injury gods and the dream match-up against Paul Buentello that everyone wanted to see (especially the UG) has officially be canceled. Mike Russow and Stefan Struve have been discussed as potential replacements…however we’re still pushing for our dude, Gilbert Yvel, to replace Duffee.
God I hope Al-Queda never gets a hold of the plutonium injected in Todd Duffee’s glove. Seriously, if Todd Duffee ever stops fighting, the terrorists will win. We can not let that happen. In fact, I’m pretty sure everyone got radiation poisoning from that nuclear explosion Duffee detonated on Tim Hauge’s face at his UFC debut in August…and it only took seven seconds to do it. Dude scored the fastest knock-out in UFC history. If when you die, there’s some MMA utopia…Paul Buentello vs. Todd Duffee would have been the opening bout. Both guys are a perfect match-up and, well…it looks like we’re never going to see it. At least we still have Kimbo Slice vs. Houston Alexander (everyone please simultaneously cross your fingers for this one). [Source]