Tito Ortiz wants to kill Forrest Griffin. Not like when you stole your roommate’s nacho dip and he told you he was going to kill you (and somehow get his nacho dip back through senseless, cold-blooded murder) or how when you get into a car accident and the other driver hops out of his vehicle and says ‘I’m going to kill you…but first we need to swap insurance information’. Not at all. Tito Ortiz wants to kill Forrest Griffin and make his death an MMA first. Apparently the administrator over at Punch Drunk Gamer has a special relationship with Tito Ortiz (just under bro-mance) and when the Tito Ortiz/Forrest Griffin rumors surfaced, he sent Ortiz a text to confirm the story and this is what Tito had to say:
From: JACOB ORTIZ ([email protected])
Yes this is a confirmation. I’m going to try a kill him this time. The first death in MMA history. I can’t wait.
Yeah, the most amazing thing about any of this is the revelation that Tito’s real name is ‘Jacob’. Anti-climatic text message ftw. [Source]
