One day you will flick a booger inside of a room, and then days later your hand will accidentally rub upon that same booger and you will retract in absolute horror. For some, that day has already come, and you never want to revisit it. It’s called cosmic karma, and if you wear a tie-dye shirt when you say it, then it increases its significance. Jerome Le Banner has been on the unfortunate end of a series of really bad decisions in MMA and K-1. One could even argue that Le Banner edged out Satoshi Ishii in his Dynamite!! 2010 bout, but at 3:15am in the morning, everyone’s perception level seems to drop off significantly. However, when Jerome Le Banner vs. Kyotaro went into an extra round at the K-1 GP in Seoul in 2010, it was clear that Le Banner was somewhat shafted. Now it looks like Le Banner’s universal luck has finally shifted over to the side that doesn’t involve him getting screwed out of possible MMA/K-1 wins.
According to Heavy MMA, Jerome Le Banner is slated to face former UFC heavyweight champion Tim Sylvia in a wrestling bout on DREAM’s NYE card. I bet you didn’t see that coming. If you did, you have the gift of clairvoyance so you probably don’t even need to read the rest of this paragraph because you already know what it’s going to say. Ah, got you. Imposter. [Source]