It’s become blatantly obvious that The Reem has developed a charisma that cannot be harnessed by a normal, non stallion consuming human being. There are few individuals who could make this odd five minute video about shoe modeling as exciting as The Reem makes it. We watch in awe as the K-1 champion squints at the rows of colorful footwear, we smile lovingly at our monitors as the last Dream and (possibly?) Strikeforce heavyweight champion learns dance moves with tiny framed groove technicians as a DJ does his thing in the corner of a retail outlet. We wish we were one of the dancers, learning how to throw a punch from The Reem in all of his massive, Dutch glory.
Frankly, we are just going to have to come to terms with the fact that Alistair Overeem is the UFC heavyweight number one contender and he is infinitely cooler than any of us will ever be. The worst part is he’s probably not even trying.