Most of the time I watch fights alone now. Everyone tells me I’m too loud. I always promise I won’t scream at the TV, but I do. I was kicked out of my friends apartment by his girlfriend after Pettis landed the ‘Showtime Kick’ because I just started screaming. I wasn’t even screaming words I just was screaming for a good 30 seconds. Almost a bestial howl. Eyes closed, fists clenched like Rampage. I refused to leave until I saw the decision and some replays, then I calmly gathered my things and then walked home because my wife wanted stay.
No. I floated home.
I can’t help it. I’m not trying to do it, I’m just a huge mark for a great highlight, and it’s good to know I’m not alone. Watch this UFC insider episode and feel better about screaming at your TV.