Dammit I wish I knew French so I could start this article with some romantic phrase that simultaneously embodies tragedy and departure. Instead, I’ll go with the more familiar ‘WTF, dude,’ a phrase that I’ve been surrounded by ever since my old roommate made his first beer bong many years ago. ‘WTF dude’ means everything and nothing. ‘WTF dude’ is a phrase you can take to the bank, deposit in your linguistic account, and still be broke. ‘WTF dude’ is a congruent representation of my entire generation. Damn, what a cultural let down. At least we invented Facebook. Beat that.
A lot of people have been hammering the UFC to hire NickTheFace to create all of their promos, but people fail to realize a basic and fundamental point of business. Why hire NickTheFace to do promos when he does them for free? It’s not like NickTheFace is going to stop doing promos for the UFC. I’m sure the guy loves the attention and accolades he gets from the MMA community. However, the point still remains: why pay for something when you get it for free? Let that be a lesson to all of you talented people offering your services for absolutely no charge. Now check out the greatest UFC 155 trailer on the face of the planet.
