Most of you reading this don’t have the correct size of cajones neatly tucked away in your Fruit of the Loom boxer briefs to endure or deliver the brutality it takes to earn Fight of the Year status in the UFC. But Joe Lauzon and Jim Miller do, where they hide those massive cajones to prevent UFC fights from earning the pornographic label from my office’s ‘captain no fun’ internet blocking software administrators is a mystery even greater than the mystery of chessboxing. It’s not a mystery why these two ended up with that honor though-these two guys always put on stellar and at times awe-inspiring battles no matter who they are fighting. Throw two guys together like that and you’ve got the makings for what’s now being called by the UFC as unofficial fight of the year.
You’ve also got a canvas that looks like a crime scene fit for Dexter and Misuka’s blood splatter analysis kits and cringe-inducing facial injuries. We’ve already shared a few of the pics of Joe Lauzon’s face post UFC 155 battle with Jim Miller’s fists, and now thanks to Joe Lauzon and his instagram you can see his real life Wolverine style facial healing progress in a handy little sequential nine day #nofilter picture collage. It’s just what you wanted to go with that gourmet bowl of Cocoa Krispies you’re munching on this morning. We know how to make you guys happy. You’re welcome. [Source]