Now that Rampage Jackson is making that Bellator money (the type of check that comes with a complimentary Tesla car), the guy can finally afford those new Reebok shoes that look like the discarded part of an alien anti-gravity engine. Don’t ask me how I know what one of those things looks like — you would be surprised how much you can learn from listening to Riley Martin on SiriusXM’s Howard 101. Thanks to Riley, I know that Biaviians are obviously reptilian. Virtual high-five if you understand that reference. Yay, we’re both superfans!
Rampage Jackson and Demarcus Ware are two athletes that my semi-racist Italian neighbor would say ‘have an extra bone in their ankle.’ If you’re into seeing Rampage Jackson getting slightly outwitted by a squirrel, watch this new Reebok commercial. Props to @RJcliffordMMA for the find.