If you’re still an undecided voter on America’s upcoming presidential election, then you simply don’t deserve to vote. Your blatant indecision has caused you to automatically relinquish your right to decide. It’s not like you were going to make a difference anyway. Regardless of who you vote for, it’s the electoral college that ultimately gets to decide where your vote will go. The notion of democracy is only an illusion.
Depending on how deep the conspiracy theory rabbit hole you go will determine whether you believe the presidential election is rigged, or if the candidates are just two intergalactic shape-shifting reptilians that are pre-selected from cosmic bloodlines that have ruled the planet for thousands of years. Granted, none of that applies in this UFC parody of the presidential election — at least we don’t think GSP is a shape-shifting intergalactic reptilian. Check out the promo below.