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This KSW promo tells us Mariusz Pudzianowski has been training for his McCorkle fight by driving his Lamborghini around Poland

This KSW promo tells us Mariusz Pudzianowski has been training for his McCorkle fight by driving his Lamborghini around Poland

It’s hard to explain the mechanics of the universe without including Mariusz Pudzianowski somewhere in it. Perhaps when our sun eventually dies, Mariusz Pudzianowski will climb out of it and reignite our solar system by pulling a train attached to a rope or placing large stones on top five exponentially high pillars. All of those scenarios are silly. We all really know that if the sun starts dying, it’s because Pudzianowski low-kicked it.

Pudzianowski has more gold medals in strong man competitions than you do random boogers wiped under your computer chair. Don’t believe me? Go here and count the number of medals Pudz has, then look under your chair and gawk at the mountain of awfulness your snot has created. See, Pudz wins — and you’re just a nasty, unsanitary person.

June 8th is the date we all get to see Mariusz Pudzianowski step in the ring at KSW against The UG’s Sean McCorkle and attempt to defeat one of the greatest and successful internet trolls in history. Aside from dos Santos, McCorkle is the only guy to defeat Mark Hunt in the UFC — so that has to count for something.

Check out this new KSW promo of the Pudz training for his upcoming fight, which apparently involves a lot of driving his yellow lambo around Poland.

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