Perhaps Uriah Hall pulled guard on Dylan Andrews. That’s a possibility. We simply didn’t watch the episode because we already knew who was going to be the two finalists in this season of The Ultimate Fighter — before the show aired. Yep, beans spilled. Cat out of the hat. Eggs broken and made into an omelet. Whatever saying fully encapsulates what we’re trying to hint at, please insert it into your mental Rolodex. Uriah Hall and Kelvin Gastelum will be your two finalists going into this weekend’s TUF 17 finale. The highly slept-on card will feature Uriah Faber vs. Scott Jorgensen, Miesha Tate vs. Cat Zigano (who is actually a favorite at this point) and Travis Browne vs. Gabriel Gonzaga — heck even Maximo Blanco is on the Facebook prelim portion of the card.
I know what you’re thinking. What is the chance that two guys named Uriah would rise to prominence in MMA and be featured on the same card? We’re not sure what the probability is. Perhaps it’s the same chance that a fighter will essentially get TKOd while in mount. Yeah, this actually happened on this episode of TUF 17. Uriah Hall is a very, very scary man. Props to Zprophet for the gif.