Back in 2010, Ben Saunders discovered that he was released from the UFC just hours before I was hit by a drunk driver and barely escaped death. It’s cool though, the other guy died. Cosmic justice. No need to bring the police into this, the universe solved the problem. Unfortunately for the Killah Bee, Dana White defeats the universe in nearly every scenario. Saunders issued an elongated apology to his fans and the following year he signed to scrap inside the Bellator Fighting Championships circular cage — otherwise known in the industry as ‘Circlegon.’
Anyone that intentionally places a Wu-Tang reference in his/her nickname deserves every positive thing that life could soccer kick in their direction. Therefore it’s only right that Saunders’ recent 22-second TKO victory over Brian Warren at Bellator 72 be condensed into a .gif, decorated with amazing special effects, and placed on the front page of MiddleEasy. If anyone knows the author of this masterpiece, let me know.