Let me be the first to say that if Vinny Magalhaes really wants to trash his M-1 Light Heavyweight belt, he could so easily send it to my address in Hollywood, CA. Screw it, I will drive down to Las Vegas today to pick up the championship strap. There’s no need to auction it on eBay and then get duped by angry Russians. Vinny, I have a wall inside the MiddleEasy office that needs decorating — and a belt with gold chains is the exact type of flair that we need.
Seriously, one day I will choose the rogue class, level up my lockpicking and stealth, and then use it to quietly break into Vinny Magalhaes’ place and steal his M-1 belt. I’m just giving the former champion a heads up so that when he sees it has been removed in the middle of the night, he’ll know that it’s in a good place.
However I didn’t write this article to lay out my premeditated plans regarding robbing Vinny Magalhaes. Not at all. This article is just a reminder that we’re days away from Vinny Magalhaes vs. Phil Davis at UFC 159 and this is the only promo you need to get hyped for this light heavyweight bout.
