Look at the bright side of UFC 147, the poster has two pyramids on the front of it. That’s pretty cool. I mean, when’s the last time you’ve seen that on any combat sports poster? Granted, guys like David Icke will insist that the pyramids on the UFC 147 poster are blatant signifier that the UFC is controlled by the Illuminati which consists of a shape-shifting alien race of reptilian beings that control the planet by bloodlines they’ve established since the destruction of a hypothetical ancient super city called ‘Atlantis.’ When you have to take 18-hour flights to Asia on a monthly basis, books dealing with conspiracy theory is the only thing that can make you forget that you’re sitting next to a guy that’s been blowing his nose inside his blanket for the entire duration of a flight.
This Friday denotes a plethora of MMA action to flood your brains with, and UFC 147 and ONE FC: Destiny of Warriors will be on tap this Saturday on a television or computer monitor near you. If you’re into saving a whopping $5.00, UStream is offering UFC 147 at the discounted price of $44.99. If you’re into watching an entertaining and comedic breakdown of UFC 147, the Tommy Toe Hold has you covered. It’s free, of course, so there’s no reason to jump on your MMA message board of choice and endlessly complain about it.
