If Renzo Gracie ever wrote an autobiography, I would sacrifice a small mammal just to get my hands on it. Nothing as big as a Labrador retriever. PETA wouldn’t really dig that. I’m thinking something roughly the same size as a Chipotle Burrito. I could handle that.
Sometimes I believe Renzo Gracie exists on this earth for the sole reason of preventing anyone from dating Kyra Gracie. She’s with someone now, so all of you fanboys can just relax knowing that Renzo Gracie will not break down your door at 4 am on a Tuesday night. However, if you ask him for a cigarette — you may be getting a few thuds to the head compliments of Brazilian badassery.
Last week we told you about Renzo Gracie owning two muggers while live-tweeting the entire event. Now there’s an entire song dedicated to Renzo Gracie and just how much of a baller the guy truly is. Check out the clip from MMABurner below.