If Ronda Rousey and Marina Shafir started a female Wu-Tang Clan, their first single could be ‘Protect Ya Arm.’ I thought about that joke for five hours today and now that it’s actually out in the open — it’s horrible. It should have just stayed inside my mind, where it would have forever been a mystery — like the ending of The Sopranos. I even had a name for the hypothetical rap group: Judo-Tang Clan. That’s something KennyNuncaMuere would come up with.
Fortunately when this remarkable knockout was sent to me just an hour ago, I set aside all of my concepts of Judo-inspired rap groups. Last night at Tuff-N-Uff’s Mayhem In Mesquite 2, Syndicate MMA’s AJ Williams head kicked his opponent so hard that he temporarily turned into a sculpture before collapsing to the mat. Check it out and props to @whiteymontana for the find.