Occasionally I play a game with one of my buds in which I give a really horrifying scenario, then add ‘or get punched by Junior dos Santos’ at the end of the statement. The decision would always be the horrifying scenario instead of feeling the wrath of dos Santos’ fist salad. Horrifying scenarios are generally shrouded in a certain unpredictability that will possibly lead to a unsatisfying result. Getting punched by Junior dos Santos will 100% result in unforgettable and superhuman-like pain. We’ve seen it occur before — there is no room for doubt. Therefore, I have sympathy for anyone that gets in the way of JDS — including Cain Velasquez.
Cain wants to exist in this UFC heavyweight universe — and dos Santos has vowed to not let him. We’ll eventually see what will happen in the third bout between the champion and former champion, but in the meantime check out this fan-made poster by Daniel Goland of the event.
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