The power of Christ compels Vitor to shave a cross into his head for UFC 187 in Embedded

Vitor Belfort hasn’t lost with a cross shaved into his hair. Think about that for a second. For as much as we want to laugh about how silly a little dandruff Jesus getting crucified on a hair cross is, maybe Vitor knows something. Maybe Vitor knows that cross is giving him powers beyond his wildest imagination. Either that cross has supernatural powers we can’t even begin to comprehend, or it was the TRT. It was probably the TRT… But WHO MADE the TRT? God. That’s right. 

Vitor beats Weidman, first round knockout. It’s the only plausible conclusion to this scenario. Either that or he loses to Weidman. There’s that conclusion as well. Anything can happen, especially either Weidman or Belfort losing. Or Vitor and or Weidman winning. Yeah.

Published on May 19, 2015 at 5:15 pm
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