Shane Carwin will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him. That would be suicide to any internal organ that tries to mess with Shane. If curiosity killed the cat, then it was only because Shane Carwin told it to. We’re all just two weeks away from the biggest heavyweight battle since Cro Cop vs. Fedor back in Final Conflict 2005. The fight that was supposed to go down at UFC 106 will now take place nearly six months later at UFC 116 after Brock Lesnar regenerated himself from near death, Wolverine style. Bobby Razak, the Spielberg of MMA promos, has cut a new commercial and it takes place in the same desert where the U.S. government tested nuclear weapons decades ago (of course it would take place there). It’s pretty damn slick. You can take my word for it or just click play on the video below. Either way, I still love you.