“The Salty Pimp” is my favorite menu option from NYC’s most beloved “Big Gay Ice Cream Truck”. Before you make start drawing your own conclusions, I’ve dug through the interwebs to provide you with an illustration that re-assures any/all skeptics that it’s 100% straight. In reality, it shouldn’t matter to you what the ice cream’s sexual preference is. You should enjoy ice cream this summer because it’s delicious, and it makes you feel like a (sexually indifferent) kid again. In a perfect world, we’d all feel the same way about Dakota Cochrane competing in season 15 of The Ultimate Fighter despite his past career in gay porn. Much like the Salty Pimp, Dakota has made numerous interview/radio appearances re-assuring the world that he is actually straight, and that his past was a tremendous mistake he’s looking to put behind him, but the fighters on the reality show have their own opinions of what it will mean to share a house with him for the next few weeks. The video is queued up for your pleasure.
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