The dude that slayed Kimbo gets in the cage again

Alright, so who cares if he has a pink streak going down his hair, likes to wear pink speedos at the pool, loves getting behind of guys when they’re bent over, makes out with guys in a three-way kiss orgy, dresses in male dominatrix clothing, likes to dry hump guys in the missionary position, takes pictures in bathtubs naked, lets guys rest their head in his crotch and wears tight white shorts that leave nothing to the imagination.

The dude beat Kimbo Slice and for that you’re pretty much forced to respect him (or he’ll stick your head in his lap until you love it). Seth Petruzelli is actually a pretty cool guy. We met him at the after party for The Ultimate Chaos in Biloxi, Mississippi a few weeks ago and invited him to take a few shots. He was already pretty drunk and I think I saw him later that night arguing with someone over the phone. Just last weekend I ran into him at the Mandalay Bay buffet surronded by the same dudes he ‘playfully interacts’ with in those pictures. He’s a chill guy mainly because he didnt clock us in the face. Generally, any person that doesnt place their fist in the path of life you wish to lead has a good probablity of being a chill guy. Maybe we’ll get that shot later (if it doesnt involve dry humping and pink speedos).

The last time Seth Petruzelli fought was October 4, 2008, a day in which the entire MMA world sat on their sofas with their Coors Light (Thanks Brock, Bud Light doesnt pay me anything either) and watched as a backup for Ken Shamrock stunned the crowd by TKOing a dude that people worshipped on Youtube. Now Seth will get in the cage for the first time in almost a year to face IFL (rip) veteran Chris Baten at the Art of Fighting on August 22nd. It’s good seeing Seth come out of the closet…of a long break in MMA. We love you Seth (not like that though). [Source]

Published on July 15, 2009 at 7:58 pm
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