The best part of waking up is Kimbo in your cup

I know a girl that’s really into stars. She has a few of them tattooed on her body so I get her a telescope for Christmas because I thought she was really into astronomy. Except she told me that she was just into stars so I told her if she lived in Super Mario Land, she would have invincibility. Maybe next time I should get her this bag of specially designed Kimbo coffee enriched with beard hair. Props to J0NNYBRAV0 for the tip.



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