Dammit. I’m going through one of my phases in which the only thing I can listen to is the lyrical styling of Riff Raff. It’s not necessarily an acoustic thing, the visual definitely needs to be there to get the full experience. The guy convinced a jeweler to create a diamond encrusted ICEE cup with his name engraved on the back in white gold. Folks, that’s just on another level — a level that you will never obtain if you don’t drop $7.18 on this ridiculous Strikeforce: Rousey vs. Kaufman bet. Besides, how else are you going to afford a diamond encrusted Jack-O-Lateran to wear around your neck or ‘Piggly Wiggly’ shoes imported from Brazil?
If you’re inclined to be a millionaire over night, my suggest would be to stop taking notes while watching Blow and spare some lunch money in one of the most ridiculous bets we’ve ever seen offered in MiddleEasy history. If you go to Bovada.lv (formerly Bodog) and drop $7.18 on a parlay and select all the underdogs on tomorrow’s Strikeforce: Rousey vs. Kaufman, you will place a cool $1,000,656.34 directly in your pocket. Keep in mind that every underdog on the card has to win in order to collect your loot. There you have it. Ignore these words and be the only schmuck on Saturday night that’s not a millionaire by Sunday morning.