Nothing can withstand the power of a telephone pole in the hands of an absolute master.
Don’t believe me? Just watch the exquisite art in action when a true master takes on a swordsman unaware of how unprepared his art has left him for this confrontation. Enjoy.
Where can I find one of these telephone poles? pic.twitter.com/Gg7vCQ7WPH
— Wesley Riddle (@AllThatMMA) July 12, 2018
I can only imagine that telephone-pole-jitsu academies are going spring up all across America in the next five years. When MMA is eventually replaced by bladed, armed combat, the first crop of great American telephone pole assassins will dominate the sport. Can’t wait!