MMA Rundown

Team Alpha Male helps Make-A-Wish create crime fighting dream for 5-year-old ninja

Okay, Team Alpha Male has just bought themselves of year’s worth of MiddleEasy karma. After Northern California MMA squad helped create an elaborate ninja crime fighting scenario for an awesome Make-A-Wish kid, we can no longer make TAM jokes.

For the next 12 months we won’t talk about Cody Garbrandt’s latest forced shit talk. Or the fact Urijah Faber hasn’t aged for a decade. Or point out whatever Clay Guida thing Clay Guida is doing at the moment.

Nope, none of that because yesterday Team Alpha Male played a major role in 5-year-old Bryant Mordinoia, who was born with multiple heart defects, Make-A-Wish request.

Bryant wanted to be a ninja who saved the Sacramento and he did so complete with a breaking news report run on a local TV station, bank robbery bad guy beatdown and saving the chief of police from capture.

Our eyes? No you’re eyes are watery as feel-good emotions melt the ice water in your MMA veins.