My ex roommate OB used to talk about getting a tattoo of a screaming monkey hanging from his nipple, squeezing milk out of his chest. That could be the worst idea for a tattoo ever. Or the best, I can’t decide. It’s certainly better than this or this, and it isn’t a tramp stamp, so the monkey tat can’t be that bad. I am personally tattoo-less, I have flirted with the idea of getting the entire original Legend of Zelda map covering my back Yakuza style, but that’s just a pipedream. Bad tattoos have never been amiss in MMA, but this UFC video featuring Forrest Griffin and Rich Franklin might set a new standard for what is considered a “win bonus”.