Legend has it that Tarec Saffiedine placed headphones on his wife’s womb that played Bruce Lee parables and martial arts podcasts while his son was developing in her womb. We can’t confirm it, but it’s possible Tarec’s wife can take a shot to the stomach better than Houdini, because we think Tarec’s son was kicking and throwing combos while climbing his umbilical cord to stay in shape.“You can’t just float around developing for nine months. Might as well use that time to trane, bro. Do I have a bro?” the little Saffiedine wondered in utero.
When the doctor spanked him when he was born, he turned to his dad and said “I’m fine, the doctor has no power, clean this gunk out of my mouth.” Now, two years later, here he is. Terrifying laundry baskets throughout the house.
Look at that combo around twenty seconds. Impressive.