If aliens landed on the white house lawn right now, it still wouldn’t be as exciting as knowing that Michelle Waterson competes in MMA. We can all agree that Michelle is beyond hot. That’s already an established fact humanity has come to accept like the Lakers are the most dominate team in the NBA history and Josh Barnett is going to run Strikeforce next year. It’s not even debatable. The only thing the world needs to see is more of Michelle ‘The Karate Hottie’ Waterson. The world, however, will have to wait until 2011 to see her back in the cage.
MMAWeekly broke the news last night while our servers were being hijaked by Utah terrorists (true story) so I had a night to sleep on this news. I must admit, it was personally devastating to hear that Waterson actually found someone else in this world besides myself, but now that she’s pregnant; all the guys can consider her a MILF (Mom I’d Like To Fight…come on, MiddleEasy is a family site). Here’s what she said about her newly reshaped belly.
“I just recently got engaged, and deciding to start a family, and I’m having a baby”
“I kind of have to take a step back, and understand that I can’t do any sparring right now, and I’m going to be out of the scene for a good six months, or maybe a little longer, I’m three months along. I just have to accept that, and also enjoy this new little creature that’s going to be coming into my life, and let that be my motivation for when I do get back in.”
Creature is right, I’m still in disbelief that a human being can come out of another human being. Every time I mention Michelle Waterson it feels like I need to put a disclaimer in the article that she’s my girlfriend. At the moment, that disclaimer is 100% untrue…but there will be a moment in my life in which that disclaimer will be valid. When that day comes, I will mark with it some sort of celebration that involves cooking hot dogs on my George Foreman grill and drinking enough Natural Light until I won’t care that it tastes like diluted urine. [Source]