I envision a trend where aspiring actresses in Hollywood will cut weight by spending hours in saunas and wiping the sweat off with a credit card. This new fad will be directly attributed to Lorenz Larkin, and he should make some sort of profit off it. Call it ‘The Lorenz Cut’ and get one of those Kardashian sisters to promote it. The Los Angeles elite would ravenously rush to their nearest bookstore in order to read the only proven way to shed pounds with the use of a credit card. Sure they could do all of that, but it would just be easier to watch this video of Lorenz Larkin cutting weight for his Strikeforce Challengers bout against Nick Rossborough with LayzieTheSavage depleting his body of proper nutrients and electrolytes in the process.
