Regardless of how cool you think Joe Lauzon is, keep in mind that he made a conscious decision to chose Call of Duty over Battlefield 3. There’s no amount of logic that can be assembled in the world to explain Lauzon’s decision and why he chose an inferior and generic military shooter instead of the friggin’ masterpiece that is Battlefield 3. His decision will ultimately go down in history and one of the greatest mysteries humankind has ever encountered — right up there with the riddle of the Egyptian Sphinx and what person/entity abducted the old Christina Aguilera and replaced her with this.
To understand Lauzon’s decision to disregard the greatness of Battlefield 3, we must begin where it all started — specifically Bridgewater, Massachusetts. Fortunately for our half-assed investigation, FOX Sports created this stellar piece appropriately named ‘My Hometown: Joe Lauzon.’ It’s filled with wicked stuff. Wicked clam chowder, stuff. Enjoy.
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